In Honor of Independence Day

Here is THEstinker's tribute to America (keep listening for it until after the ABC's):

Wordless Wednesday (even though I already posted a wordful Wednesday)

POOP!

And you wonder why I can't update my blog. We went to Buffalo Wild Wings tonight because, yes, it was 99 Cent Kid's Meals tonight!! Well, THEstinker pooped there, changed him. Found out the Y didn't put his wipes back in the diaper bag, but somehow had a ziploc baggie of them in there. Then it was on to Target to shop for FIREman's party and he decided to poop again, this time onto his shorts. No backup shorts in the diaper bag so we had to leave in just a diaper and shirt. So then we head home, take a shower and as I am taking 30 seconds to get dressed before I dress him, he decides to poop on the floor!!!!!! I HATE POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The little poop machine:

I love my boys!!

Happy Valentine's Day!! Even though my valentine is on a cruise right now I still had a (mostly) fun Valentine's Day with my two other men, SPIDERman and THEstinker!!!

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Earlier this week, I did NOT start going to the bathroom at the gym only to look up and see that the door hadn't latched and was open!

As soon as I latched it securely I did NOT immediately think, oooh that's going on my next Not Me Monday!!

THEstinker did NOT have to get glasses and he does NOT look so cute!

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I have NOT not updated since last Not Me Monday.

I am NOT awake and writing this at 6:22am and my 2 year-old did NOT just wake me up and expect breakfast to magically appear on his high chair while I'm still in bed.

I am NOT a slacker and this is NOT my last Not Me entry for today.

Not Me Monday!

Check out MckMama's blog for more Not Me fun!



I DID NOT act like I had met a celebrity and call my husband and my sister to tell that that MckMama!! commented on my blog.

MckMama DID NOT comment on my blog. Hey I have one official reader, MckMama has like 6 million.

Now for the something I really did not do, I DID NOT put a small fake rat in my son's lunch this morning since I found it, put by him, under my pillow last night!!