This one's for Mommie Dearest

Little Jack Horner as narrated by THEstinker

You would think our children don't have beds of their own...

But they do I swear! One for each of them!

SPIDERman Says

SPIDERman asked if FIREman (Daddy) was working and he is so I told him he could sleep in our bed.

SPIDERman from the backseat: "Mommy, I'm lucky. Do you want to know why?"

"Why?"

SPIDERman: "Because Grandma Mickey gave me a dollar, I got a new backpack, and I get to sleep in your bed!" Ahh the simple things in life.

Sign that your child watches way too much TV

Me to kids: You guys want to go to Subway for dinner?

SPIDERman: Yes, so we can eat fresh!

How does he remember these things?!

Happy Birthday FIREman!!

Well, as I like to point out every year on this day, FIREman and I are one year apart as of today, and every day for the next 3 weeks, until my birthday:( Happy Birthday FIREman/Daddy!! We love you!

In Honor of Independence Day

Here is THEstinker's tribute to America (keep listening for it until after the ABC's):

Wordless Wednesday (even though I already posted a wordful Wednesday)

POOP!

And you wonder why I can't update my blog. We went to Buffalo Wild Wings tonight because, yes, it was 99 Cent Kid's Meals tonight!! Well, THEstinker pooped there, changed him. Found out the Y didn't put his wipes back in the diaper bag, but somehow had a ziploc baggie of them in there. Then it was on to Target to shop for FIREman's party and he decided to poop again, this time onto his shorts. No backup shorts in the diaper bag so we had to leave in just a diaper and shirt. So then we head home, take a shower and as I am taking 30 seconds to get dressed before I dress him, he decides to poop on the floor!!!!!! I HATE POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The little poop machine: