THEstinker is a stinker!

THEstinker comes into my room whispering (unusual for him) because FIREman is asleep: "Mommy, ssspppp sssssppp sssspph my pants."

Me: "What? I can't understand you."

THEstinker: "Ssssppppp sssspppp in my pants." (still whispering)

Me: "Huh?"

THEstinker (much more loudly whispering): "I have a car in my pants!!"

Me: Roaring laughter ensues. He cracks me up!